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whats the best stupid way to lose weight fast?

i want to be too thin.
I want to get there quickly.
please dont advise me against it …i need to be sexable …
so yer ill do anything apart from make myself sick and swallow cotton wool .
lol yes it should go in the dicktionary
‘sexable’ adj – to be aluring and make both girls and guys crash their cars

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20 Responses to “whats the best stupid way to lose weight fast?”

  1. Shouty dad said :


  2. vambo the fourth said :

    Crack cocaine?

  3. Rhianna said :

    LOL ‘sexable’?

    Look, I’m sorry but there are no quick and easy fixes to weight loss. You need a healthy, balanced, reduced calorie diet and plenty of vigorous exercise DAILY.

  4. Dave said :

    gastric bypass surgery

  5. Lozza said :

    Don’t eat, just drink water and take vitamin and nutrien tablets, and put some of that protein stuff in your water and some of that fibre stuff. You can get them from Julian Graves

  6. Hurts so good said :

    Chopping off one of your limbs would loose you a fair bit and be pretty stupid

  7. bfarl33 said :

    Stop eating and only drink water. You’ll be thin (and dead) in no time.

  8. Snowboard Zombie said :


  9. Northern Michigan Paranormal said :

    Work out hard every day and eat lots of fish and citrus. Drink water not pop. You will be sexable in 20 days.

    Or stay like you are and give your dates lots of alcohol.

  10. Miniskirt male said :

    Die that will lose some serious weight. You did ask for a stupid way!

  11. Hannibal the Cannibal said :

    Because being sick and full of wool is sexable?

    Being sexy is being healthy. Healthy people are sexy. That’s why toned bodies with great abs, shoulders, legs, and butts are so desired and popular.

    You will NOT get that by being “thin” and doing it “quickly.”

    Basically, you want to be attractive, but you want advice on how to look unattractive. Sorry sister, but if you’re too damn lazy to do the work for a great body, you DO NOT DESERVE a great body!

  12. Cole E said :

    Maybe you should have started to think about this question a long time ago. Nobody gets fat overnight and nobody gets skinny overnight.

  13. lennox said :

    Oh please this is the most stupid thing i have heard. If you wanna loose weight quicky then dont eat at all but be warned you could end up in hospital seriously undernourished along with all sorts of other health problems, so if you want to risk that then go ahead. But why not take the sensible route and diet properly and go to the gym you’ll look much sexier with a firm toned bod than looking like you’ve been dug up.

  14. luffpuff101 said :

    You could do what I did, just don’t eat for a week.

    I did it cos I was depressed and I lost loads of weight…

    But you shouldn’t try to lose weight fast, you need to do it slowly, at your own pace

  15. Dr Frank said :

    I am certainly not going to encourage anyone looking for fast unsafe and extreme weight loss.

  16. ,but i feel like a millionaire. said :

    eat sand

  17. Jamie-lee A said :

    Best stupid way? then it wouldn’t be the best would it? :s

  18. vinsarshi said :

    Cut back on carbs(will leave you feeling miserable)
    play DDR
    get on a soup diet.

  19. mansionghost said :

    try the Lil Jack workout its pretty easy

  20. fabio e said :

    In case you’re a smart person who’s concerned about your health, I just thought I’d write you and tell you that there’s still time.

    People are jumping on this new secret to instantly losing all their excess body fat, but I can’t promise you that supplies will last.

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    In case you think that she’s kidding, you should visit her website and see what she looks like

    And don’t think for one second that her sexy looks and fine body came from her family gene-pool.

    NOPE! Her mom shockingly is a very large woman and her dad is built like a fat bear!

    She even pleaded with her own (very stubborn) parents – but thy refused to listen to her (probably because like many parents they just can’t seem to recognize her true calling).

    So even though her mom and dad are both fat people (not to mention her brothers and sisters too!) she’s nevertheless a true hot, sexy lady all because she takes her own advice (how often do you hear that anymore?)

    So do what’s she’s already done, and what others are rushing now to do: get her “TOP SECRET Fat Loss Secret!” for yourself!

    Her secret has nothing to do with:

    – hard diets you can’t stick to anyway
    – dangerous artificial drugs (remember a few years ago
    when that weight loss drug killed all those people? …
    she’d never sell you drugs!)
    – anything unnatural

    Instead, her secret involves a new way to flush out dangerous plaque and harmful parasites that are deliberately being put in all your store-bought food – and which is designed genetically just to make you fat and very, very sick (and so the major food companies and drug manufacturers can just get richer as they make you just another victim and statistic!)

    So if YOU want to share in her secret you may want to hurry and head over to:


    But you’d best hurry

    Hope It Works for U as it did for me


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