How do you loose weight quickly? (joke)?
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb
weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door, and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old
babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss Company.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can h ave m e.’
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised .
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program. (next part coming within 1 minute)
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a
sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me, you can have me’.
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised. (last part coming within 1 minute)
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50-pound program.
‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone.
‘This is our most rigorous program.’
‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he
opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, your a$$ is mine.’
He lost 63 pounds that week.
March 8th, 2011 at 11:04 am
HAHA! nnice
March 8th, 2011 at 11:11 am
lmao
please answer this question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=At7BICNmPjC4YQGVefcA2nIjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080229112851AANNfZX
March 8th, 2011 at 11:24 am
funny
March 8th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
lmao i loved that soo much. Have a star =)
March 8th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
LOL!!! NIAAAAACE…♥
March 8th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
lol thats funny but gross at the same time ☺☺☺☺☺
March 8th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Hehe heard that joke before but it’s still comic gold, and yes Linkin Park does rule! =P
March 8th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
And The Boston Marathon!!! lmao good joke
March 8th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
omg thats one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
March 8th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
lmao
that one was good.
March 8th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Lol, that’s funny.
March 8th, 2011 at 3:37 pm
hahah!!!!!!Lol!!!!!!!
March 8th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Got me laughing. Very nice
March 8th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
lol
March 8th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
HILARIOUS! =]
March 8th, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Lol!
That’s a good one.
March 8th, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Oh my gosh! I love it!!!! LOL! Star to you! Thanks! I needed a laugh!
March 8th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
HAHA!!! FUNNY!!! ^-^ I SHOULD TELL MY FRIEND TO ORDER THAT! SHE’S BEEN TRYING TO FIND A PRODUCT SO SHE COULD LOOSE WEIGHT!
March 8th, 2011 at 7:25 pm
lol he shouldve sticked to the 20 pound program
star for you
March 8th, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Nice!
March 8th, 2011 at 8:05 pm
lmbo!!! that was great!! lol hopefully learned a lesson with that too! hahaha
March 8th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
haha thats great.. lol
March 8th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
best joke so far. LMAO
March 8th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
lmao that was awesome
March 8th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
ROFLMAO…did you type all that out or copy-paste from somewhere??!!
March 8th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
AHAHAHA, REALLY LONG, BUT FUNNY =0)
March 8th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
you beat me to it, I was going to tell that one next week (though I used richard simmons).
star for you.
March 9th, 2011 at 12:01 am
That is hilarious. Great joke 🙂 and thanks for sharing!
March 9th, 2011 at 12:42 am
i love how the last line is so melo!!
March 9th, 2011 at 1:37 am
hahahaha lol gawwwwd!!! that is freakingly funny hahaha!!! DAMN FUNNY got to use this one for sure
March 9th, 2011 at 1:38 am
HAHA!
March 9th, 2011 at 2:15 am
lol, that was funny!
March 9th, 2011 at 3:04 am
OMG!!! that is tooo funny!!!!=)
thanks
March 9th, 2011 at 3:16 am
lol…ty for the joke
March 9th, 2011 at 4:01 am
LOL, that must be a good start for the day…:D
March 9th, 2011 at 4:56 am
LMAO! Thanks!!!!!! Know how I lost 225 pounds in one night….I left him and divorced him! Best weight program ever!!!! LMAO!
March 9th, 2011 at 5:48 am
COOOOOOOOLLLLLLZZZ!!! JOTILZ!!! IT MEANS WAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRAET!!!
March 9th, 2011 at 6:23 am
haha hilarious! i love it!