I need to lose some weight and I hear you lose weight when you have the flu. How can i get the flu?
Im just too lazy to work out, cant be anorexic because i love food too much, bulemia is just wasting money on good food, plus i have a phobia of putting my fingers in my mouth.
Do i just find a sick person cough on me? Do I make out with the person? Use their toothbrush? How can i get sick?
October 4th, 2010 at 7:45 am
Have a shower then run around the bathroom naked for about 35 to 40min, that should do the trick
October 4th, 2010 at 8:12 am
Just eat Jello and Ginger Ale for three days – same thing.
October 4th, 2010 at 8:27 am
this question is hilarious! The flu is only temporary.
October 4th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Why would you want to get sick (especially with the flu) just to lose weight? Just try to eat healthy food or start Nutrisystem or something.
October 4th, 2010 at 9:28 am
LMAO LMAO the second i read this question i was laughing for soo long i’m still laughing.
this beats that other question where it was asked ” is it alright for my 21 year old to watch casino royale”
October 4th, 2010 at 9:34 am
go lick the handle of a shopping cart.
October 4th, 2010 at 10:02 am
you know when you go to the hospital or doctors office, and they have those neat little trash cans with the big red bio-hazard flag on them?? just stick your hand in there and fish around for a little while…..
if your scared of needles or do not have health insurance, try just hanging around any daycare or pre-school— touch the toys, put some Lego’s in your mouth etc….
oh, wait, I forgot… try flushing the urinal at the pub with only your mouth….(plus you may make a few friends)
October 4th, 2010 at 10:08 am
The epstein barr virus aka the kissing disease aka mono works well I caught that and lost 30lbs. I was very malnourished though! Just go to a bar and kiss as many people as you can. Guys and girls!
October 4th, 2010 at 10:11 am
LOL…my grams always says that when ever she gets a flu shot, she gets the flu…
Mono is much better….it lasts longer and you loose more then when your sick with the flu.
October 4th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Hang out in the Emergency Room, there’s always plenty of sick people in that place.
October 4th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Well it all depends on how sick you want to get….
Try going for a nice dip in the lake naked on a 17 degree morning. Or you can sit your bare bottom on a public toilet seat. Or if you want to get really sick you can make sweet love to the local hore…..
Good Luck!