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How to stop from gaining muscle?

I have a condition that enables me to gain muscle very quickly and easily. You might think this sounds great, but it’s actually a real pain. If I do anything repetitive for too long or too often the muscles I use for that task noticeably grow. My main concern is my forearm strength due to masturbation. I have tried switching hands between sessions but both forearms are huge already and I bear a close resemblance to Popeye. How can I continue to masturbate without using my arms?

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7 Responses to “How to stop from gaining muscle?”

  1. Gay + Proud! said :

    get someone else to do it for you, if needed your mom or dad, or even sibllings, who knows maybe stick it up your dogs ass or in its mouth (not recommended)

  2. robert y said :

    It is not written in stone that you need to beat it to death, you know. Take it slow & easy & enjoy the feeling.

  3. Sandra O said :

    A garden hose does wonders for me. Turn the water up and have fun

  4. Kristen M said :

    Sandra O you are a girl, you have different bits than he does.

  5. Ashley H. said :

    I have heard that the cry of a wolf in heat has made many men come. Apparently the frequency is just right to trigger a response in your brain that stimulates the release of semen. I suggest finding a recording of a wolf in heat, probably from National Geographics Channel or the Animal Planet would be the best place to start. Just make sure the audio recording is clear, load it onto your mp3 player and have a great, hands-free experience 🙂

  6. CoolHandLuke said :

    stick your penis in an electrical outlet. works wonders!

  7. Michael said :

    Use something to put your penis into so you can thrust… see if that helps.




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